A New Orwell / The Averse Investor

part I: dada's end ...from October: ' GET your delicious bubble crises candy heeere-ya’, right HERE-AH they are, we-e got’em, only 25 cents or 5 for a dolla’, get’em here-YAH, Aa-ll your favorite flavors: crises in the UK-France-I-INdoneeSiA that’s i-In.done-siA or would a JA-PAN pique your interest, tori ni kite , or we got spicy Ven-ez-ualllllA - like something straight out of a Hollywood writer’s caffe, or something more, oh, idk (or idf) IN-YOUR-FACE: we got a Qatar - with Gaza cities on the side, only 5 cents each. We got strange murders i-In the US, i-In the Ukraine, i-In Pakistan or would some like a Nepal, that’s right, our mountain herbal NEpal - on sale right now. WE got more mundane cia’s and mi-6 ’s and mussadinis in Az-erbaijan, in Ma-cedonia, in Iran, in this-stan, that-stan, my stan, your stan, (we all scream for Turkenistan,) a-and the old favorite i-a’s, S-Eerbia, Ro-ooMAnia or how about a land or two Like a Fin-land or a Green-land (sorry we’ve run out of Chin...